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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:34

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds