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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

What do gang stalkers want?

No way

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do people smoke?