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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Barbara Walters Documentary Director Explains Why Journalist’s Daughter and Diane Sawyer Aren’t in Film - The Hollywood Reporter

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

This Device Pulls Clean Drinking Water Out of the Air - VICE

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

“NASA’s Ambitious Venture Unveiled”: A Groundbreaking $488 Million Mission With a New Telescope Set to Revolutionize Space Data - Rude Baguette

They put up a sign reading

No go.

PlayStation State of Play June 2025: Everything Announced - IGN

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

ChatGPT Is Making Us Weird - Business Insider

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Gucci Owner Picks Auto Executive for One of Global Luxury’s Top Jobs - WSJ

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Buffett Donates $6 Billion in Berkshire Stock to 5 Charities in Annual Gift - Barron's

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

New Research Reveals That Humans Are Seasonal Animals - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Just Forget it!

When an Air India flight crashed into a medical campus, surviving doctors rushed to save lives - Politico

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Black Cat's Walking Pad Technique Will Leave You Questioning Everything You Know About Exercise - PetHelpful