What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 03:58
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones